(203): Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.
(1-203): My god, what have you done?
Photos: Top, Bottom.
Congratulations, Maple Leafs! You’ve doomed us all.
(214): i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
(1-214): oh fuck your right
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Happy Valentine’s Day.
(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Photos: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews.
(480): …So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I’m confused…but I’ll take any compliment I can.
(616): which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Photo: Hockey Players With Pets
(512): I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
(630): He’s blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
(612): So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Sorry about your life, hermano.
(520): I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Photo: Jets Nation
(703): I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
(262): how else could I explain the last few years
Photos: Scott Howson, Brian Burke