Texts From Last Period

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(306): I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one

(306): Goddamn tequila

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(732): I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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(763): I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(518):The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?

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(360): What did he say? I couldn’t hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.

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A pre-finals appeal to the Hockey Gods

Dear Hockey Gods,

Whoever wins the Stanley Cup, be it the Devils or the Kings, may they celebrate hard and make terrible life choices. 

Preferably in front of photographers.

Sincerely,
textsfromlastperiod

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(609): We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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(310): Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.

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(908): I will fight anything that is not spinning right now

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(843): I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that

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