Lay me down gently under the launchpad at Cape Canaveral, I cannot deal with this.
Photo: Broad Street Hockey
(631): She told me I should be a condom model.
Photo: druncankeith, who has the best user name I’ve seen in a while.
(1-818): You’re a whore with a bow and arrow
.Gif: THIS IS MY VERY FIRST .GIF, Y’ALL. I made it with my own two hands (and a PC and several different programs and many swear words). Are you proud of me? I’m proud of me.
Video: jtutah
(214): You do realize that you’re sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Photos, clockwise from top right: @JBlacker91, @jdevane, sobotkafan, lovetheskythatyouwander, newshopper.
PSA: In honor of Scott Hartnell signing a long-term contract with the Philadelphia Flyers, if you buy a t-shirt from #HartnellDown in the next 12 hours, it’ll be autographed for no extra charge. Go buy some swag; the money goes to charity, and it’s nice to show some appreciation for Hartsy’s generous gesture of goodwill towards Philly before his inevitable trade to the Kings, Maple Leafs, or Blue Jackets.
(954): I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe’s bitch right now
Photo: ABC News
Text submitted by Nora.
(847): I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Photo: Bleacher Report
