(707): You just met him on Thursday, and you’ve already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
(954): thank god dogs can’t talk. they see way to much.
(614): Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl’s underwear…. woof
(406): I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
(334): He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Photo: Bauer Hockey, Inc.
(702): I’m honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Photo: Ranger Nation
(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Photos: Zach Parise, Ryan Suter, Matt Carle, Jaromir Jagr, Jason Garrison, Martin Brodeur, Rick Nash, Alexander Semin, Roberto Luongo, Brandon Prust, Shane Doan, Bobby Ryan.
(512): We need to rekindle our bromance
Photo: The Austin Statesman
(609): We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
(908): I will fight anything that is not spinning right now