(707): You just met him on Thursday, and you’ve already nicknamed him Golden Penis? Photo: aggressivebutterfly
(614): Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl’s underwear…. woof Gif: bosstownsports
(334): He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning. Photo: Bauer Hockey, Inc.
(702): I’m honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks. Photo: Ranger Nation
(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? Photos: Zach Parise, Ryan Suter, Matt Carle, Jaromir Jagr, Jason Garrison, Martin Brodeur, Rick Nash, Alexander Semin, Roberto Luongo, Brandon Prust, Shane Doan, Bobby Ryan.
(609): We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready. .Gif: medievaldickweed