Texts From Last Period

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(240): were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

(301): yes! wait why?

(240): because i found it in my pocket this morning…

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(508): Don’t go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking’s for the morning after

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(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Photos: Zach Parise, Ryan Suter, Matt Carle, Jaromir Jagr, Jason Garrison, Martin Brodeur, Rick Nash, Alexander Semin, Roberto Luongo, Brandon Prust, Shane Doan, Bobby Ryan.

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(306): I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one

(306): Goddamn tequila

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(763): I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(518):The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?

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A pre-finals appeal to the Hockey Gods

Dear Hockey Gods,

Whoever wins the Stanley Cup, be it the Devils or the Kings, may they celebrate hard and make terrible life choices. 

Preferably in front of photographers.

Sincerely,
textsfromlastperiod

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(609): We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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(908): I will fight anything that is not spinning right now

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(703): in the ‘for’ section of the check i put “when we got drunk and broke things”. again im sorry.

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