(954): i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi(425): hahaha how?(954): its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
(406): I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like “We’re both fucked up and it works.”
(402): next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Photo: Los Angeles Daily News
(607): We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
(281): Thanks for getting me home last night.
(832): No worries. I’ll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
(651): The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I’m never going to leave Los Angeles
Photo: I Rock Parties
(215): Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Photo: Puck Daddy
Nothing like a swig out of the Stanley Cup to take the taste of shame and humiliation out of your mouth.
(817): The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Photos: Hockey’s Future, NHL Snipers
(415): Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Photos: CBS News, Washington Examiner
(818): Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It’s magical.
Photos: Global Post, SB Nation