Texts From Last Period

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Happy Valentine’s Day.

(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

Photos: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews.

hockey NHL Chicago Blackhawks Patrick Kane Jonathan Toews tfln texts from last night [personal favorite]

Lay me down gently under the launchpad at Cape Canaveral, I cannot deal with this.

(61): Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed

Photo: Broad Street Hockey

hockey NHL Philadelphia Flyers Ilya Bryzgalov tfln texts from last night [personal favorite] The Mod is feeling some Feelings

(214): You do realize that you’re sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?

Photos, clockwise from top right: @JBlacker91,  @jdevane, sobotkafan, lovetheskythatyouwander, newshopper.

AHL Adirondack Phantoms Andrew Ference Boston Bruins Brad Marchand Jamie Devane Jesse Blacker NHL OHL Philadelphia Flyers Plymouth Whalers Toronto Maple Leafs Tyler Seguin Windsor Spitfires hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]

(406): I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

.Gif: king-lundqvist

Henrik Lundqvist NHL New York Rangers hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]

(607): We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

Photo: Facebook

Jeff Carter Los Angeles Kings Mike Richards NHL andthenextday is a time traveling terminator hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]

(801): Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

(309): No idea. And yes be here at 4

Photos: 25stanley.com

Marc-Andre Fleury NHL Pittsburgh Penguins Sidney Crosby hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]

(540): he said I was the best sex he’s ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride

Photo: @BizNasty2point0

NHL Paul Bissonette Phoenix Coyotes hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]

(814): I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?

Photo: DrunkAthlete.com

hockey NHL Chicago Blackhawks Jonathan Toews tfln texts from last night [personal favorite]

(912): That’s intense

Photo: kailz-h

Dustin Byfuglien NHL Winnipeg Jets hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]

(732): I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

.Gif: crystallie

Jonathan Quick Los Angeles Kings NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs hockey texts from last night tfln [personal favorite]