Happy Valentine’s Day.
(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Photos: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews.
Lay me down gently under the launchpad at Cape Canaveral, I cannot deal with this.
(61): Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Photo: Broad Street Hockey
(214): You do realize that you’re sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Photos, clockwise from top right: @JBlacker91, @jdevane, sobotkafan, lovetheskythatyouwander, newshopper.
(406): I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
(607): We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
(801): Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
(309): No idea. And yes be here at 4
(540): he said I was the best sex he’s ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
(814): I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
(912): That’s intense
(732): I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.