Texts From Last Period

29th Apr 2013 | 51 notes

(203): Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.
(1-203): My god, what have you done?
Photos: Top, Bottom.

(203): Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship.

(1-203): My god, what have you done?

Photos: Top, Bottom.

hockey nhl chicago blackhawks brandon saad Jonathan Toews tfln texts from last night

20th Apr 2013 | 24 notes

Congratulations, Maple Leafs! You’ve doomed us all.
(214): i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
(1-214): oh fuck your right
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Congratulations, Maple Leafs! You’ve doomed us all.

(214): i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

(1-214): oh fuck your right

Photos: Top, Bottom

hockey NHL Toronto Maple Leafs Michael Kostka James Reimer tfln texts from last night

14th Feb 2013 | 373 notes

Happy Valentine’s Day.
(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Photos: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

Photos: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews.

hockey NHL Chicago Blackhawks Patrick Kane Jonathan Toews tfln texts from last night [personal favorite]

1st Feb 2013 | 119 notes

(480): …So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I’m confused…but I’ll take any compliment I can.
Gif: seabsie

(480): …So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I’m confused…but I’ll take any compliment I can.

hockey NHL Chicago Blackhawks Jonathan Toews tfln texts from last night

29th Jan 2013 | 42 notes

(616): which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Photo: Hockey Players With Pets

(616): which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!

Photo: Hockey Players With Pets

hockey NHL Washington Capitals Alexander Ovechkin tfln texts from last night

25th Jan 2013 | 93 notes

(512): I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Gif: nellyemily

(512): I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.

Gif: nellyemily

hockey Edmonton Oilers Nail Yakupov tfln texts from last night

22nd Jan 2013 | 2 notes

Anonymous asked: just fyi, the source for that should be michaeldelzotto, she made the gif first!

Thanks for letting me know! I’ll correct it right away. Apparently Commander Hadfield needs a refresher on “Reblog, Don’t Repost.” :D

colchrishadfield michaeldelzotto We can't all be Gretzky Hockey is a Team Sport intermission beer run

22nd Jan 2013 | 22 notes

(630): He’s blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Source: michaeldelzotto

(630): He’s blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective

Source: michaeldelzotto

hockey NHL Toronto Maple Leafs NASA Commander Chris Hadfield tfln texts from last night

19th Jan 2013 | 117 notes

(612): So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Gif: cadetsandkings

(612): So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

Gif: cadetsandkings

hockey NHL Washington Capitals Troy Brouwer tfln texts from last night

15th Jan 2013 | 20 notes

Sorry about your life, hermano.
(520): I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Photo: Jets Nation

Sorry about your life, hermano.

(520): I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.

Photo: Jets Nation

hockey NHL Montreal Canadiens Scott Gomez tfln texts from last night